Newlyweds Lourdes and Darren have some unexpected move-in guests. Their crazy parents ruin the honeymoon!

Darren and Lourdes decide to start trying for their first child. They purchase a training baby for practice. Darren finds birth control pills and thinks that Lourdes has been lying all along and isn't ready for a child.

Lourdes is befriended by a super hot "cable guy" who seems to be doing a lot more flirting than working. Darren feels the need to defend his territory.

Gordon Struggles to remain on his favorite bowling team. Lourdes suddenly becomes environmentally conscious.

Lourdes' best friend from college comes to visit. She finds Lourdes to be a bit " boring" after settling into married life. Lourdes sets out to prove that she still has a wild side.